Tea time

Setting: tea room in fancy golf club
Three British old Ladies dressed in peach suites with pearls blue gray hair and tiny lap dogs with their tiny noses poking out of their hand bags.
A waiter comes to their table and refills their tea cups and leaves.
Old lady 1: Did you see the backside on him?
Old lady 2: yes, I noticed it last time we were here and that's why I invited him back to my garden club to clip my roses.
Old lady 3: I also invited him back to my calisthenics class so he could stretch me out.
Old lady 1: young man, come here
Waiter: yes mam.
Old lady 1: let's go to my bedroom and shag. I know these old bags like wasting time, but I've got very little time left on this planet.
Other two ladies are aghast as the waiter and old lady 1 leaves hand in hand.
Old lady 2 & 3: I can't believe she didn't use a euphemism.