INT KITCHEN - DAY
MOM - Woman in Early 40's wearing a long blue and white stripped loosing fitting dress
JOHNNY - 16 year old boy wearing hip teen cloths and his hat on backwards.

MOM: Jonny, before you leave you need to eat a healthy breakfast.
JONNY: But Mom, breakfast is so boring!
MOM: Don't you want Susy from down the street to make out with you after school?
JONNY: Of course, Mom, Duh, but what does that have to do with breakfast?
MOM: Jonny!! Organic Farms now has pheromone enhancing granola. They make your young pubescent body release huge amounts of girl attracting pheromones to make girls go crazy after you!
JONNY: MOM! Give me some of that!

EXT PARK - DAY
Jonny and Susy roll around on grass in park.
SUSY: Oh My Jonny, I never felt this way about anyone before!
JONNY (To CAMERA): Thanks Organic Farms!!

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