Saturday, September 10, 2011

Groupon First Date

INT BUBBAS BUGGERS AND FRIES - NIGHT

Lucy, a next door neighborly beautiful woman in her early 20's is dressed in a sleeveless chamise navy blue above the knee dress. She has 4 inch navy blue heels and matching scarf.

Stanly, a Brad Pitt look a like, in a sky blue short sleeved Calvin Klein t-shirt and jeans.

Stanly and Lucy are on their first date after working together at a law firm for a few months. Lucy is the new intern at the office working on her law degree. Stanly is a associate at the firm.

Stanly arrives at Lucy's apartment in his Black BMW M5 with tan leather. He texts her to tell her he is down stars, and she comes down a minute later.

They arrive at  BUBBAS BUGGERS AND FRIES a few minutes later.

Lucy (trying to not act surprised): Nice pick.

Stanly: Yeah, they have great food here.

Lucy: Great. (to her self) I hope they have something vegetarian.

They sit at a booth.

Waiter: Hello folks, Welcome to BABBAS Burgers AND Fries! Heres your menus. Shall I go over the specials?

Stanly: No actually tell me which food items can I get using this Groupon?

Waiter: All the stared items are covered under your Groupon.

Stanly: (to the waiter) Thanks. (to Lucy) Ok Lucy, pick things from with the stars because they are 50% with my Groupon.

Lucy: Um, ok. Lets see... Looks like I can get a side of mashed potatoes since the rest are meat dishes.

Stanly: Great. Lets order because we need to leave in 25 minutes to make it to Jims Biker Bar for Happy Hour.

Lucy: Ok, sure.

They order, eat quickly and leave. Lucy barely making it on her high heels.

EXT - JIMS BIKER BAR - NIGHT

Shot of the sign glowing in red.
Line of hogs. Several men and women stand around laughing loudly.
One couple makes out on the back of a bike then take off.

INT - JIMS BIKER BAR - NIGHT
Crowded bar full of men and woman covered in tattoos and leather jackets. Beer and whisky is in the air. 
Stanly leads the hesitant Lucy up to the bar.
Stanly: Hey, is Happy Hour still on?
Bar Tender: Hey is not my name. Its Joe. And yeah its still on. What do you and the little lady want?
Stanly: I have this coupon for 10% off drafts during happy hour, does that still work?
Bar Tender (looking closely at the coupon under the dim light) No, this expired yesterday, sorry. But Happy hour drafts are only 2 bucks, so its not a big deal.
Stanly: Oh come on. cant you just accept it man?

Lawrence, a tattooed man in his 30's with a huge long beard is sitting next to them.
Lawrence: Dude, are you serious? You must be some kind of skate to argue over a 2 dollar beer.
Stanly: Back off, this isn't your business.
Lawrence: The hell its not my business. Anyone whose so cheap that they are ruining a nice evening like this with crap that that needs his ass kicked.
Lucy: (To Lawrence) Your right. He made me eat a side of mashed potatoes because he wanted to use his Groupon at dinner. And then he rushed us over here so he could use another coupon. I as hoping for a fancy night out, not this dive. (to the bar tender) no offense.
Stanly: I am just saving money. If you don't appreciate that then maybe we shouldn't go out again.
Lawrence: This is for giving this pretty lady a bad date.
Lawrence slugs Stanly right in the face. Stanly is shocked and stumbles back. 
Lawrence: This is for pissing me off
Lawrence slugs Stanly right in the face again. Stanly falls on the floor with blood dripping from his nose. Lucy beams with pleasure.
Lucy: That will teach you to be so cheap.
Lawrence: (to Lucy): What do you say we get out of here. I have tickets for an opera that starts in 30 minutes. We can stop and get some tea on the way.
Lucy: That would be lovely.
Lucy puts her arm inside Lawrence's and they walk out.
Stanly lays on the ground in shock with blood dripping on his Calvin Klein shirt.

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