Too Much in Common

Two 33 year old middle class women at a local tea shop.

Amy: I am so glad we finally got to meet to what we have in common after sorta knowing each other from book club.

Denise: Yes! Me too!! You seem so cool!

Amy: you seem so awesome! I think we will have so much in common!

Denise: so let's start with work.

What do you do?

Amy: I am a lawyer , and you?

Denise: OMG I am a lawyer too!!!

Amy: what kind? I am a corp law attorney.

Denise: me too!!!! OMG

Amy: wow!! where do you work?? I work at Edwards and Franklin associates.

Denise:oh shoot I work at Thomas and Howard associates. Your competitor.

Amy: oh crap, that sucks. Well let's change the subject.

Denise: yes what type of hobbies do you have?

Amy: I love singing

Denise: OMG!! Me too!!! What kind of music?

Amy: folk, you??? 

Denise: no crap!! I love folk too!!!! OMG

Amy: what kind!?! I love blue grass.

Denise: OMG! Me too!!! What type?

Amy: new age blue grass

Denise: what!!! Blaspheme!! I only sing original blue grass! You guys are ruining blue grass!

Amy: your ruining blue grass by not letting it grow and develop for a new generation!!!

Denise: let's change the subject , how about food?

Amy: good call

Denise: I am a vegan.

Amy: me too! Do you use oil? I don't.

Denise:  oh man! Oil is a critical life essential, how could you miss that critical fact!! Your killing your self!

Amy:  oil is a poison, you are killing your self. I really can't see eye to eye on anything with you.

Denise: yeah, we could never be friends. We have way too much in common.