Animal Cruelty

Wife: can we make love?
Husband: yes
Wife: I am going to wear my bunny suit!
Husband: awesome!!
Wife: Ohhh can you tie me up and whip me??
Husband: you know I am a vegan!
Wife: and?
Husband: whipping a bunny is animal cruelty. I can't let myself get used to hurting am animal.
Wife: Oh come on dear! I want to do it!nHusband: Next I'll be eating butter and drinking milk.
Wife: Please just this one time!
Husband: then I'll be eating stakes and longing to put pigs in small cages! Absolutely not!!!
Child cries in the background.
Wife: Oh crud. Sammy is such a little brat. He hates being in that straight jacket.
Husband: Let me go tighten the gag so we can't hear him.
Wife: You are such a good father.