On the street in a dark alley. Two teen age boys wearing large necklaces stand next to their cars. The sound of cars engines revving is in the back ground.
Tommy: I am going make you eat your own words.
Lance: You’re going to cry when I am done with you.
Tommy: I just got all my liquids checked and topped off.
Lance: I just had my tires rotated and balanced.
Tommy: I just put in an extra seat belt.
Lance: I got my wipers replaced.
Tommy: I took my 95 year old grandmother out for a drive and she said I was amazing.
Lance: I took my sister and her two twin 4 year olds out and they were laughing the whole time. You have no chance. I am going to beat you.
Tommy: Let’s settle this once and for all.
Both men get into their cars and start revving their engines.
Race announcer: Welcome to the Safe Drivers Competition! On your mark, get set, Go! May the safest driver win!
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