The Perfect Woman

A beautiful young woman with a beautiful young man stand in the kitchen middle-class house.

They kiss.

Mary : I love you Sam.

Sam: one day I'm gonna find the perfect woman who really completes me.

Mary: I made you your favorite breakfast

Sam eats The breakfast

Sam: she's going to be half Asian and half Icelandic.

Mary: I painted this painting of you to capture the way the moonlight shines in your eyes

Sam: she's going to speak five different languages and have a PhD in psychological biology.

Mary: I canceled my upcoming vacation so that I can stay home and watch your dogs when you go out of town for work

Sam: she's going to be 5'5 110 pounds and have won a yoga championship.

Mary: I updated your resume so that in case that job comes open you'll be ready for it.

Sam: She'll have parents who were in the Peace Corps and took her to live in eight different countries

Mary: I planned to romantic dinner tonight candles for a bath. When ever you get out of work I'll be ready.

Sam: when I finally meet my perfect woman she and I are going to have such a great life together. I will be so happy and fulfilled.

Mary: okay well I'm headed into court for a big case that I'm prosecuting today against a child murderer. I'll see you when you get home dear. I love you so much.

Sam: sure Mary thanks