Location: Local tea shop
Normal Woman to the Frugal Hipster Woman: I got such a good deal on toothpaste at Publix yesterday.
Frugal Hipster Woman: I buy all my household products online.
Frugal Hipster Man sits nearby and turns around from his conversation and makes eye contact with the Frugal Hipster Woman: I only buy household products online that have been mostly used.
Frugal Hipster Woman turns to the man ignoring the Normal Woman: I only flush every 3 times.
Frugal Hipster Man: I take cold showers.
Frugal Hipster Woman; I take 2 minute showers.
Frugal Hipster Woman and Frugal Hipster Man get closer.
Frugal Hipster Man: I water down my toothpaste.
Frugal Hipster Woman: I reuse my floss.
Frugal Hipster Man: I reuse my mouthwash.
Frugal Hipster Woman and Frugal Hipster Man kiss.
Normal Woman: You guys need to get a room in a discounted apartment in a bad neighborhood together.
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