Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Spa Day

Woman: Hello. I would like to get a pedi. My daughter is getting married tomorrow and I need to get the fungus out of my toes.
Spa Attendant: I am sorry, we only Massage and facials here at Massage Envy. No pedicures or manicures.
Woman: Can you wipe some of the cleaning agents you use during a facial on my toes?
Spa Attendant: I don't think that will work.
Woman: I have a gift certificate for this spa. What can you do about my toes?
Spa Attendant: We can give you a massage.
Woman: So I am so relaxed I don't care about my toes?

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