Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Robot Barbers only date robot girls

Setting:
Barber Shop in 2020

The two robots are cutting hair. We see them from behind.

Robot Barber 1001: Human barbers get days off.
Robot Barber 1002: Humans get a lot of things that we Robots don't get.
Robot Barber 1001: Human barbers take lunch breaks
Robot Barber 1002: Humans have to eat. We don't have that weakness.
Robot Barber 1001: Human barbers have to get their own hair cut
Robot Barber 1002: Robot series 1000 does not have hair that grows. Only Robot series 2000.
We see a view from the side. We see that there are two robots girls getting their hair cut.
Robot Girl 2001: Human girls can't control the length and color of their hair.
Robot Girl 2002: Humans have no control over their biological features unless they use chemicals.
Robot Girl 2001: Human girls have to diet and exercise.
Robot Girl 2002: Humans are subject to hunger and overeating.
Robot Girl 2001: Human girls often get broken hearts over men who treat them cruelly.
Robot Girl 2002: Humans have no control over their selfishness and lust.

We see a human girl walk in and a human barber walks over and starts cutting her hair.
Girl looks over at the Robot Barbers.
Girl 1: Robots act so respectful and charming, plus they always look perfect.
Barber: Don't get your hopes up, those Robot Barbers only date robot girls.


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