Setting: clothes store fitting room
Wife: does this new pair of pants slim my backside?
Husband: hmmm, you know your thinking about this the wrong way.
Wife: How else can i think about gaining 15 pounds in the last few months?
Husband: you need to realize you gained that weight from healthy sources like avocados, olive oil and frozen yogurt! You were getting healthier the whole time you were gaining that weight. It's healthy weight.
Wife: but you can't tell from looking at me.
Husband: I know ( he hugs her) but no more avocados for you.
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