Obama Economic Strategy Meeting

Obama Economic Strategy Meeting

Obama: Alan, We need a way to boost the economy so we can get the jobs numbers up so people will vote for me.
Alan Krueger: I have a great idea!
Obama: Lay it on me.
Alan: We need Jobs!
Obama: Exactly
Alan: We create a new department called, "Homeland Beatification"
Obama: Nice, a whole department that's job is to make America beautiful.
Alan: Right. It uses social networking sites like FB and Pinterest to organize groups of people. Each group proposes beautification projects in their home towns, cities, states or even somewhere else. Then a board you appoint will give the top thousand money to do their projects!
Obama: Wow, If every group had 10 people, thats 10 thousand new jobs!
Alan: Its making America beautiful and creating jobs. Its just win win win.
Obama: Just one question, how can we pay for it?
Alan: We tax the rich suckers!!
Obama: Perfect!
Alan: Btw, I got this idea from the Home Improvement Consortium of America, and they are going to love all the extra business.
Obama: Wonderful, how much did they give to my PAC?
Alan: 1 Million!
Obama: Fist Pump!