Frugal Hipsters: First Date - part 2

Woman: also I picked these strawberries myself last year and froze them and put them into our lemon aid.

Man: this is incredible. What about the redish stuff?

Woman: this is home made tofu wings made in a crock pot.

Woman puts the food onto mismatched plates mismatched 

Man eats some of the food and drinks lemon aid.

Man: this is perfect.

Woman: yes I agree.

Man: you know what would make this better?

Woman: what? 

Man: gluten free no carb homemade bread.

Woman: does that exist?

Man: no but it would be awesome if it did.

Woman: well what else would make this awesome is if we had vegan beef brisket with no sugar BBQ sauce.

Man: does that exist?

Woman: no but it would be awesome if it did.

Man: I would love to eat a pile of fat free French fries!

Woman: I would love to eat a pile of grease less pulled pork.

Man: I would love to eat fat free sugar free blue berry cheese cake that was delicious!

Woman: I would love creamy dark chocolate chip ice cream with pecans but with no sugar or fat but actually tasty.

Man and woman sit back and stare at eachother queitly.

 Man: I question your dedication to nutrition and frugality.

Woman: I question yours.

Man: do we secretly want to eat expensive unhealthy food?

Woman: no that would be unthinkable.

Man: your right? Pass the salad please.