A Dragon named Tom with a pimple mopes in his dragon cave. A second Dragon named Ralph sits waiting for him to be ready.
Ralph: No one is going to notice.
Tom: How can they not notice, it’s huge!
Ralph: Susan won't care, she likes you.
Tom: How do you know she likes me?
Ralph: Well she did pick you out on eharmony.com just based on your personality since you didn't include a picture.
Tom: Yeah, and our chat sessions are so fun. And this double date is perfect for meeting her.
Ralph: Of course. She’s been dying to meet you for the first time!
Tom (looks in the mirror again): No way am I going.
Ralph: Ok you know what. I am going on my own.
Tom: Tell Susan that I was sick.
Ralph: I think you need to just be honest with her and tell her you’re a dragon.
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