Modeling in the Future

Setting: two old men on a modeling run way wearing shorts with no shirts with huge belles hanging over their shorts. It's the year 2030.
Fashion Reporter 1: these models this year look fantastic. I love the thick hair on their tummies.
Fashion Reporter 2: theres been so much made over the lack of young models in the shows lately, but the current generation is over 55, we enjoy seeing people who look like us wearing clothes we want to wear.
Fashion Reporter 1: exactly. The public has spoken, they're in loooooove with the super plus sized over 50 models that we see so well represented today .
Fashion Reporter 2: the only real problem is the babies under 30 who want to also be represented in the shows, but seriously, no wants to see a smooth skinned persons with low body fat. It's just not the average.
Fashion Reporter 1: fun fact, back 30 to 60 years ago they used to have deathly thin young models!
Fashion Reporter 2: ohhh our silly ancestors. So quaint!