Sunday, September 23, 2012

Limited Idea of Beauty

Heath and beauty day spa.
Attractive Woman in her 40's with a full beard walks in.

Customer: hi, I've never been to a spa before, I got this gift card from Obama for mothers day.
Spa front desk: what would you like to do?
Customer: well what do you offer?
Spa front desk: hair removal is very popular, we do waxing, laser, plucking, threading, shaving,
Customer: hmmm what about a hair coloring?
Spa front desk: i think you should consider hair removal.
Customer: Oh? Why
Spa front desk: having a nice hair removal session is the perfect way to spend your day.
Customer: but I'd really like to touch up my grays.
Spa front desk: no one is going to touch you with that beard.
Customer: I find your limited idea of beauty ignorant!
Spa front desk: lady, woman shouldn't have full beards.
Customer: I like my beard and so does my husband.
Spa front desk: fine, what do you want?
Customer: maybe you can touch up the gray spots ( points to her chin)

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